Tragic Chinese E-mail Spam

The following is a spam e-mail I received from somewhere in China, I could not figure out who and it was not signed. I find this interested because it's almost poetic, it's a tragic tale of a couple, and it's an insight to how they chinese use language as well as their culture and humor. 

What follows is the entire message:

Looks bad, she is as Lai bad character, character bad bad career, her friends bad, you now have a slouch, you rely so the rogue! Wife children accompanied her husband in the delivery room. When children are born, husband excited, shouting: "my wife, we had a boy!" The nurse said next: "look again, that is the umbilical cord!"

'If the two long' classmates: the two married. McDull said: not happy sleep, but let that pass. Sad Fortunately, Shangwei the bad. McDull said, to know how to cherish guardian, and everyone around him, Past and wring the neck Looking back only in exchange for life encounter. McDull thing is to speak out, not waiting for the other to comprehend, because the other side is not you, do not know what you want to wait until the last can only be sad and disappointed, especially feelings.

Wife children accompanied her husband in the delivery room. When children are born, husband excited, shouting: "my wife, we had a boy!" Nurse said next: "look again, that is the umbilical cord!" A male to a female for advice: Let's rent an apartment to live knot married to save the money to buy a house? Female A: I might as well rent husbands.

Do not expect the perfect man, not because you can not find, but there is no perfect man. New Year approached, and before that to save money when I have a penny not saved; really saved, not worth the money that traces of sadness in my heart, no matter how fill will leave pain Shuisi in bed my dream she was fat my thighs are twisted, but her arm.